Dear Rock Band,
It makes me a sad panda that on “Expert” level, you’re taking my vibrato as being out of tune. Please remember that some of us who took vocal lessons for 12 years do indeed know how to sing and stay on tune, but your tone recognition doesn’t recognize natural vibratos. It’s awfully hard to sing without one.
Also, I don’t appreciate the way you have stolen my soul. There are so many other things I could have been doing with my time over the last couple of days, but you have taken my motivations and goals in life and completely skewed them. All of a sudden, it’s not so important that I am wildly successful and wealthy – all I want is to gain more fans, unlock more songs and venues, and raise my band’s stats on the leaderboard.
Speaking of the band, I would love a way to export as screenshot of us. “Digital Penetration” needs a MySpace Music page in order to show the world the rock that cannot be contained. We overcame some inner turmoil (our bassist and guitarist have a bit of an alcohol problem) but I think this will only make our band stronger. Groupies, please apply.
Well, Rock Band, it is time to play another round of Weezer followed by a couple Queens of the Stone Age songs and perhaps some Radiohead thrown in for good measure. We are grateful for the opportunity to play the same songs over and over again for the hundreds of thousands of fans that we have. Enter Sandman, here we come.
XOXOXOXO,
Digital Penetration
The best damn rock band there is.
Tami Baribeau is the Associate Producer for Metaplace, Inc, currently working on Island Life. She is also the Lead Editor of feminist gaming blog The Border House, and the National Facebook Games Examiner for Examiner.com. She can be reached on Twitter or by email.
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green-yellow-pause-yellow hold…
red-blue-blue-blue-yellow
“This bottle of Stevens awakens ancient feelings…
Like father, Step-Father…
This song is drowning in the blood! Yeah Yeah-Yeah Yeah-Yeah!”
green-green!! ORANGE!
LOL Luke, you rock. =P
Drums. Are. Hard.
Our drummer is like rank 80 in the world, he rocks. =)
Dear Digital Penetration,
Vibrato functionality is coming Soon(TM). Our research indicates that vibrato can only be performed sober. Therefore, we will be including a Black Label Slurring Solution as a bonus with each copy of our next expansion.
Also, our Director of Souls has assured me that your soul may be returned to you upon proof of receipt and a blood sacrifice.
Actually, rock can be contained. It’s called a CD. Furthermore, please note that “alcohol” and “problem” cannot be joined in a sentence when discussing rockstardom.
Thank you. And remember.. if it’s too loud, you’re too old.
Rock Band
Hahahahahaha thanks Aaron =)
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